1. gallifrey-feels:

    Me: *wakes up* YES, not hungover!

    Me: *tries to walk* Oh fuck, still drunk

    (via srakate)

     

  2. "3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
    1) Boys
    2) Clothes
    3) Coffee"
    — (via varsitypink)

    (Source: preppylane, via ashleeeeeighx0)

     

  3. "I really hate sleeping without you."
    — six word story #6 (via n4ughty-y)

    (via scassafras)

     
  4. aseaofquotes:

    Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

    Submitted by Anonymous.

    (via countrygirlinredhighheels)

     

  5. the-anal-rapist:

    *purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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    (via ashleeeeeighx0)

     

  6. teletubbles:

    I AM A STRONG INDEPENDANT WOMAN WHO DON’T NEED NO MAN-

    but maybe a cute boy would be nice idk

    (via imhislittlewhiskeygirl)

     

  7. "Ladies, cherish your girl friends because they’re the ones who hold your head when you’re drunk off your ass."